I Hate It Here

bananonbinary:

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

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tonystarkcu:

# this poor dude is gonna resign after this

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hookhandedman:

Lemony Snicket and Beatrice Baudelaire

But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.

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ambris:

iridepigs:

twinkcommunist:

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

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muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name*

me:

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quirklesssmartass:

dragon-ball-meta:

HELL YES! MY BOY IS BACK AND AS EVIL AS EVER.

Also all y’all who feared Good Guy Freeza being a thing can chill now.

that’s my boy 💜

fakehistory:

Charlemagne’s coronation, Circa. 728

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jimlovesart:

Francesca Woodman - Self-portrait with cat, New York, 1980. 

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davidsduchovny:

Keira Knightley was SEVENTEEN in the first pirates of the caribbean movie and now she’s THIRTY and she looks EXACTLY THE SAME. And by “exactly the same” I mean at seventeen she looked like she was in her mid twenties and possessed beauty and elegance too perfect for this world, like the physical manifestation of the word ethereal, and can anyone actually discern any sign of her aging in the last 13 years? has she honestly ever aged? will she ever? I’d say it’s witchcraft or aliens but I think the most reasonable explanation is that she’s Keira Knightley 

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luke-skywalker:

#Aka The Millennium Falcon

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officialwayneenterprises:

fuckheads-revenge:

surprisebitch:

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

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positive-memes:

Gang member and police having fun

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